No more Santa...You monster
That's what I would have said oh perhaps when I was 9 but I learned early on Santa was no real living person. Sorry to burst any young Ng'rs Christmas. I have actually had arguments with my grandmother about Christmas. Heck, both my older siblings have birthdays oddly close to Christmas. Me I mine is Clock day Eve no kidding.
This was a great piece which is what I expect from the genius mind of Zekey the Space lizard and nothing less.
Although I love time to spend with family looking at the toy and obviously planned console madness makes me thankful for this satire piece which is quite appropriate if you ask me.