TonioMiguel's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Humorous Yet Educational]

Nice work and very well interactive

I am not means picking on your work because this seemed for the most part a serious piece. Condoms are one of the most effective contraceptives out there when used properly.

Yet, disease control is not their strong point anymore. Please do some research on non-condom and planned parenthood sites and you find many well reputable doctors not crazy wacko conservatives have proven condoms ineffective against disease especially AIDS. With this in mind, a condom may help prevent babies but should not be considered an effect protector against 24 dangerously untreatable sexually transimitted diseases.

Again you did a great job on a topic that should be taken more seriously than even the Bush and the Clinton administration ever dared to.

TheTy responds:

thanks a lot. I appreciate the heart-felt review.

I tried to get a point across in a fun/educational & interactive way.

funny remark about Bush and Clinton.

thanks again
-ty

[Snakes on a Plane-TRAILER]

What's sad I'd rather watch this flash then...

See the real Snakes on a Plane in the theatre less on DVD. I don't know who thought of making such movie with such a lame title. I think a better title would have made more people want to see it but no they had to give it s B movie name.

Your piece had everything parodies were made to do make and have fun doing it. Good show old bean.

[Sentient Fish Rape]

Rape no matter what the laughs

Is not a subject to be made funny. I get the joke but honestly the sense of humor should not be given for something that even pokes a little fun at somebody getting raped. Think about it.

[TANK HOMBRES]

Bien menso mi amigo

La broma fue bien chistoso pero tengo un problema con el uso de cola para pene. En Mexico/Tijuana, cola es para las nalgas o pompis para los niños. En tu region, es para pene? Nunca oi cola para pene. En Inglés sí para la vagina pero no por el pene.

El resto, fue chistoso está bíen.

[Tankman Three!!!]

Only the best can make a joke from a joke

I have to say Utah you have an excellent sense of humor. I find these moronic parodies wasteful and tactless. Yet, your parody of others parodies truly takes the cake. Yeah, your stuff has a great deal of inuendos but that's what makes your work shine. People devolving your work to penis and sex jokes or even Sam T's parody of 9/11 terrorism is just not getting the magic of your pieces. Yet, your parody really helps to show how pathetic their attemps to pull you down and other great animators is just a waste of time.

Nice job slamming the no-good no-talent parody morons lurking out in Newgrounds. Some people are good at parodies but its about time somebody tells those who don't about the lack of size in certain areas (whether brain or some other area).

JohnnyUtah responds:

HIGH FIVE

[Slash Returns: Kloris?]

Gay bashing on NG is a problem but

Your methods are as much as a problem as the bashers.

First of all I am happy that you are honest about who you are. It shows you are one of the healthier folks in this world. Yet, calling people retarded (slow minded and learn at a slow rate) is just as bad as gay is know being used for queer, stupid whatever. It sickens me that people use a term to talk about a persons struggle with academics to mock someones ability to use their good sense of judgement.

As a teacher of multicultural education, I believe it is necessary for people like yourself to speak out against this insensitivity. I hope you continue but more constructively. You want a voice use it well and with compassion. If you want a fellow NGer's help to make it happen, e-mail me with some more constructive use of flash and I would be happy to help you make NG a more sound place for all people of any sexual orientation.

Understand too that some of us are not okay with the acts of Homosexuality, I am included in this bunch. Yet, I do not feel that it is my obligation to offend you or condemn you. I would rather have you live in what you believe is your own truth then force you to live a lie. So stand strong and do not let these childish and ignorant individuals deny you the respect you whole heartedly deserve.

SlashFirestorm responds:

lol, trust me, I know about mental disorders. One of my little brothers is severly autistic. I joke about it because I feel it's better than just moping about it. I have a right to joke about that just like how I can joke about sexual orientation because I'm bi and know gay/bi people.

The reason I mix serious messages with...well, like, sticks jerking off to gay porn, lol, is to convey that while there are very important things in life...such as sexual orientation and mental problems...they need to go hand in hand with humor, lest we descend into depression and all.

My goal in making this is to either A) make this guy act like a moron and make abusive reviews for people to mark, B) humiliate him in response to his idiocy, or C) see if he can learn to laugh at stuff like this.

I have an entire series, Slash N' Washu, about my failures with women. I even participated in it! If I can do that, he can learn to just laugh at stuff like this, and not get all moronic with "oh man, gays spread disease" and shut.

I thank you for your serious response...although, lol, this flash wasn't really serious. I mean, I made this in 45 minutes, laughing the entire time. Sure the message is important, but lol, the flash itself ain't serious.

Thus, he will continue to star in my flashes until he learns to laugh at himself or keep quiet.

But yeah, thanks for your review nonetheless...you're a hell of a lot more intelligent than people like Kloris, lol.

[=Insult=]

Welcome to cow grounds

Oh man, I was laughing so hard when the cow went postal. I hope you get at least 2nd or 3rd today on the portal submission because I think piece is so orignal! Please send us more random yet hilarious humor!

Dog responds:

Haha thanks heaps man, I'm so glad people like it. I'm working on another movie like this as we speak, should hit the portal sometime next week or so. =D

[Cour&hisGang#1]

Nice opening Courgette

I agree with my predecesor you bring something new to CC. I love you play on B....like B-eer and B-nut. You are great with one liners and spontaneous random humor. Even the King SBC should be proud of your work!

CourgetteClock responds:

thanks man.
I'm suprised you noticed the B-eer =3

[Cour&hisGang#2]

All the more reason I love the CC

This piece may have been random and may have made little sense but you direct the cc style movies quite well. I felt this was one of the best examples of B humor I have seen. Although I am sure you put hours of effort into this, it has that slap it up on NG appeal that made B shine 5 years ago.

Thanks for the random humor I was definitely L-ing OL!!

CourgetteClock responds:

hehe thanks.
yes this took me hours and I was pretty pissed I couldn't submit it on CD

[TooF Staring Contest]

Another installment another fun dialogue

I did not feel you failed to create something new with this. I really liked the commentary among the two toofs. It was hilarious hearing the toof's sensitivity to his so called incident. "Mud wrestling in a speedo" that was classic. I can see my cousins down south cracking up on that joke (they both wrestled in HS).

Keep the shock therapy coming...everybody loves a good laugh!